I disabled pageviews, the single most horrid cause of all my anxieties here daily. Seriously man, once it reached the thousands it became a numbers game and I don't like that, I want things to be more than numbers to me, I want to see people, not numbers.
Turns out disabling views is real easy to do, it's merely under settings in one's profile. Now the next step is having the option to disable profile comments and I'll be golden.
I also disabled the ability to see notifications about people making mentions of me. If you got something worthwhile to say to me you'll come here and note me by golly.
Have a wonderful day. If I secretly don't like you, then feel bad.