|Based on how I sometimes tend to feel on the worst of days.|
It’s beginning to look a lot more Christmas, everywhere I look
People hanging lights up high, but they can suck me dry
Because I’m not helping
It’s starting to get a lot more merry, but I’m not merry too
I guess the music’s nice but solely that will not suffice
Because the rest is rubbish
It’s seeming to get a lot more cluttered, all around the homes
Corporations think I’m thick, but they can suck my dick
Because I’m not buying
I’m hoping I don’t open presents, I don't want no gifts
My friends and family are what mean the world to me
And not more items
Away in my bedroom I sit on my bed
Hiding up away from the season I dread
I have gallons of eggnog and rum and beer too
I choose all of those things over Christmas with you
It's the holiday season, a pain in the ass
So I'll drown it all out in my fancy brass glass
Oh where are the glasses, oh wait I don’t drink
Well, that’s just a pain I can consciously think
Merry Christmas everyone! And to all a bah humbug!
I'm not Pro y'know, I'm amateur for sure.|
Don't eat me, believe it or not mice don't like to be eaten, at all.
There are no exceptions to these rules.
I'm very nice very often, but sometimes I ain't.
I like to be rude, I'm mostly rude to people I like, If I'm rude to you I like you.
People who draw furries inspire me not to make the same mistakes they make.
Drawing furries is cool and all but golly is the fandom a cesspool of rubbish.
My status changes from green to red to show that I am almost dead.
I like to be rude to people that I hate, if I'm rude to you it means I hate you with all of my spirit.
evilmeep is a rube and should be avoided like the plague.
Eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it
Arms are made to be broken.
There's never been a day tragic enough not to be fixed with bribery and flattery.
Owls are bad, you should run or retaliate if you see one.
Life has its ups and downs but in the end nobody has any of their rights left.
If I'm noticeably rude to you and it's really not that funny it's pretty likely because I actually don't like you none. You'd best find an internet friend who actually likes you if I don't, not everyone can be friends y'know.
I write a lot here to try to be clever but there's no way that I can be witty, ever.