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It’s beginning to look a lot more Christmas, everywhere I look

People hanging lights up high, but they can suck me dry

Because I’m not helping

It’s starting to get a lot more merry, but I’m not merry too

 I guess the music’s nice but solely that will not suffice

Because the rest is rubbish

It’s seeming to get a lot more cluttered, all around the homes

Corporations think I’m thick, but they can suck my dick

Because I’m not buying

I’m hoping I don’t open presents, I don't want no gifts

My friends and family are what mean the world to me

And not more items

 

 

Away in my bedroom I sit on my bed

Hiding up away from the season I dread

I have gallons of eggnog and rum and beer too

I choose all of those things over Christmas with you

It's the holiday season, a pain in the ass

So I'll drown it all out in my fancy brass glass

Oh where are the glasses, oh wait I don’t drink

Well, that’s just a pain I can consciously think

 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas everyone! And to all a bah humbug!

  • Listening to: Country, Ska, Power Metal, Punk
  • Reading: University work, constantly
  • Playing: New Leaf

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Christopher John
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
United States
I'm not Pro y'know, I'm amateur for sure.

Don't eat me, believe it or not mice don't like to be eaten, at all.
There are no exceptions to these rules.
I'm very nice very often, but sometimes I ain't.
I like to be rude, I'm mostly rude to people I like, If I'm rude to you I like you.
People who draw furries inspire me not to make the same mistakes they make.
Drawing furries is cool and all but golly is the fandom a cesspool of rubbish.
My status changes from green to red to show that I am almost dead.
I like to be rude to people that I hate, if I'm rude to you it means I hate you with all of my spirit.
evilmeep is a rube and should be avoided like the plague.
Eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it eat it

Arms are made to be broken.
There's never been a day tragic enough not to be fixed with bribery and flattery.
Owls are bad, you should run or retaliate if you see one.
Life has its ups and downs but in the end nobody has any of their rights left.
If I'm noticeably rude to you and it's really not that funny it's pretty likely because I actually don't like you none. You'd best find an internet friend who actually likes you if I don't, not everyone can be friends y'know.
I write a lot here to try to be clever but there's no way that I can be witty, ever.
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:iconthat-one-guy222:
That-one-guy222 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the watch and dat webcam XD
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww yeah scro, don't mention it homie.
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:iconthat-one-guy222:
That-one-guy222 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Nice art :D
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks Donkey Kong.
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snowydawolf96 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
i see the evil!, it spins 180º +
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's not a nice reference, those things are evil and give me nightmares. ;o;
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MrGelo97 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Meep, just wanted to thank you for the favorite. :)
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nooooo! Gelo! Don't be that person! I thought you were better than this!
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MrGelo97 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I'm sorry I wanted to be modest, but I was just excited that my art was was worthy of your favorites. 
Please forgive me. 
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are forgiven.

Worthy? lol
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